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"The Violin" Monday
#1 · February 21, 2005, 9:05 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"President's Day Prayer"
Dearest Lord in Heaven above,
May our voice be heard today,
For we speak as a nation united,
And to you we humbly pray...
May our voice be heard today,
For we speak as a nation united,
And to you we humbly pray...
Please bless our country's Presidents,
Of the past, future and present,
For their mightiest endeavors,
All for this land they represent.
Of the past, future and present,
For their mightiest endeavors,
All for this land they represent.
May your love be with those
Who since have passed away,
With those who are yet to come
And with he who leads the nation today.
Who since have passed away,
With those who are yet to come
And with he who leads the nation today.
Grant our present and future leaders
With your blessings from above
So that they may follow your lead
With kindness, compassion and love.
With your blessings from above
So that they may follow your lead
With kindness, compassion and love.
Please deliver them from evil
And bestow upon them the courage they need
And the strength of will to lead our nation
Without hatred, spite or with greed.
And bestow upon them the courage they need
And the strength of will to lead our nation
Without hatred, spite or with greed.
For those who have served our country well,
Please bless them for the good they've done,
For the the positive changes they've made,
And for making this country second to none!
Please bless them for the good they've done,
For the the positive changes they've made,
And for making this country second to none!
Amen.
"The Violin"
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living
room while his Uncle was trying to read in
the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and
as the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin
reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
Uncle listened to the dog and the violin as long
as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his
paper to the floor and yelled above the noise,
"For pity's sake, can't you play something the
dog doesn't know!"
"The Sermon"
Johnny is a man of very few words. One Sunday
he went to church, but his wife, Mary, was
sick and stayed home. When he returned, she
asked, "Was the sermon good?"
"Yup," was Johnny's brief reply.
"What was it about?" Mary asked.
"Sin."
"And what did the Pastor say?"
"He's against it."
"Abstract Noun"
"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"
"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)
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