Quote from Forum Archives on May 3, 2000, 2:28 pm

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The Wife's Fishing

After returning from a fishing trip with her husband, a wife said to her
neighbor, "I did everything all wrong again today: I talked too much and
too loud, I used the wrong bait, I reeled in too soon, and I caught more
than he did."

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BONUS JOKE

Violin Practice

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his
father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den,
and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears,
he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he
jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For
Pete's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"