Quote from Forum Archives on May 11, 2005, 10:32 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"THEY SAID WHAT"

 

     

A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"
One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!"
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Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an
officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up, "Yeah ? Well, if
we were speeding, so were you!"
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Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said,
Let's play doctor."  "Good idea." said the other. "You operate,
and I'll sue."
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I guess you can get too health conscious...  The wife and I don't
have a lot of "junk food" in the house.  Upon eating a snack of
some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had
in them.  I told him I doubted there were any at all.  He replied
wide-eyed, "You mean these are just for fun?"
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"Kids Think Fast"

 

 

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

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TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead - Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using the tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

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TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O

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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!

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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today

that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is…

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TEACHER: No, Ellen…Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right…I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly

the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.
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"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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