Quote from Forum Archives on July 7, 2004, 3:38 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Things Overheard On Noah's Ark   

 

 

Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?

 

Hey, there are more that two flies in here!

 

I finally get a bass boat and now I have to take the whole

family....

 

Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?

 

Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!

 

OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?

 

No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!

 

"And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."

 

Nice Doggie!

 

"Are We There Yet?"

 

 

Writing A Story   

 

 

Four-year-old Johnny was diligently banging away on his  
daddy's old typewriter. He informed his dad that he was  
writing a story.  

"What is your story about?" Dad asked.  

"I don't know," Johnny replied. "I can't read."  

 

 

Faith  

 

A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open
Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. "Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! God is great!" he yelled without worrying whether anyone
heard him or not.

Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies
at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of
truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about
the source of his joy.

"Hey" asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any
idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves
of
the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the
middle."

The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy and began
to try to open his eyes to the "realities" of the miracles of the
Bible.

"That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown
that the Red Sea in that area was only 10-inches deep at that time. It
was no problem for the Israelites to wade across."

The boy was stumped. His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible
laying open in his lap.

The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to
the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he
taken two steps when the boy began to rejoice and praise louder than
before.

The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation.

"Wow!" exclaimed the boy happily, "God is greater than I thought! Not
only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He
topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10-inches of
water!"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day 

Dave and Barbara 

 

 

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