Things to Think About
Posted by: root <root@...>
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone!
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
10. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities
without your help.
11. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
12. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
13. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
14. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat all day.
15. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
16. Don't squat with your spurs on.
17. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
18. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
19. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
21. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
22. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.
23. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
24. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
25. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it
holds the universe together.
26. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
27. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.