Things to think around and about
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
It's not the pace of the life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Never knock on Death's Door; ring the doorbell and run [he hates that].
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide it's
time to play chess????
If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
There are two kinds of pedestrians....the quick and the dead.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses ...they're everywhere.
Every time we make ends meet, someone moves the end.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.