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Thirsty Business

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Thirsty Business

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and
dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not accustomed to the
salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies ets)
and was constantly sending his man-servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of
water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water,
but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??" demanded the Grand
Emir.

"A thousand pardons, Oh Illustrious One," stammered Abdul, "man sit on
well."