I used to think that God’s gifts were on shelves one above the other; and that the taller we grew in Christian character the easier we could reach them. I now find that God’s gifts are on shelves one beneath the other; and it is not a question of growing taller but of stooping lower; and that we have to go down, always down, to get His best gifts.
F.B. Meyer

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#1 · September 6, 2000, 7:21 am

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a snake?

Answer:A Jump Rope!

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Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One
day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want
to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better
grades.... somebody is going to get a spanking."

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