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#1 · February 5, 2007, 8:34 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Threatening Letters"
 
 
A woman stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped."
 
"Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who's sending them?"
 
"Yes," shouted the woman. "It's those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service."
 
"The Social Net"
 
 
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor
and she was eager to help. One day during recess
she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of
a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a
game of soccer at the other.
 
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
 
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl
was in the same spot, still by herself.
 
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you
like me to be your friend?"
 
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the
woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making
progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing
here all alone?"
 
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation,
"I'm the goalie!"
 
 
"Sunday Morning"
 
 
On Sunday, the new young pastor arrived at church and found only an old farmer had shown up. 
 
After waiting a while, the disappointed the pastor remarked to the old farmer, "Well, it appears no one else is coming, so we should probably cancel service today"  
 
The farmer, dressed in his Sunday best, looked at the young preacher and said, "Well pastor, I don't know much 'bout preachin', but I do know something bout farmin' and if I went out in the field and found only one cow, I'd still feed 'em" 
 
This excited the young preacher who preached for the next 45 minutes a fierce fire and brimstone sermon. Afterwards the pastor asked the old farmer what he thought. 
 
The old farmer remarked, "Well pastor, I don't know much bout preachin', but I do know somethin' 'bout farmin' and if I went out in the field and found only one cow, I wouldn't give 'em the whole bale."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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