To Be A Doctor Thursday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
granddaughter once asked.
Her dad, seeing an opportunity, said, "You have to do
extremely well in school, take a lot of math and science,
get into an excellent college, make the highest grades
possible, and then go to med school, and follow that with
an internship. Then you can start your own practice.
Honey, as smart as you are, you can be anything you want to be."
Erin gave all this a moment's thought and then asked,
"What do you have to do to be queen?"
sister. Out came a beauty case containing samples of my
very own makeup. "Oh, neat," my dad said excitedly, "a
tackle box!"
kit, not a tackle box. As I opened it up and showed
everyone the eye shadow, mascara, and rouge, my father
leaned over to my mother and whispered, "I told
you it was a tackle box. Just look at all those lures."
Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with
my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him
a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time
the speaker said the word "and." After a while, he grew
bored, and I asked,
"Would you like to listen for a different word?"
"Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."
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