Top 10 Favorite Top 10 Lines From 2000
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After a full year of creating Top 10 lists, what could be more
natural than taking a look back and picking our ten favorites?
Each of the items below was drawn from a larger list of ten
items, whether we were spoofing "Supermodel Palms" or
potential tech-related Beatles tunes (following the launch of the
official Beatles Web site, 30 years after the band broke up). The
fruits of our efforts appear below. Enjoy!
1. Top 10 Techie Beatles Tunes
She Loves USB: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
2. Top 10 Signs That You Might Be Living an Internet Lifestyle
Moo-ving On Up: The homeless people in your neighborhood live
in Gateway cow-print boxes.
3. Top 10 Signs That You Might Be Living an Internet Lifestyle
Parental Control: When your five-year-old daughter asks a
question, you tell her to go "Ask Jeeves." (from reader
Chantelle Conti)
4. Top 10 High-Tech Junk Foods
Palm M&Ms: Melt in your mouth, not in your handheld.
5. Top 10 Future Web-Inspired Game Shows
Name That Code: Programmers identify software from decreasing
chunks of ones and zeros.
6. Top 10 Signs Your PC Is Expecting
Party Time: Windows Registry throws a baby shower.
7. Top 10 Reasons to Exorcise Your PC
Sign of the Beast: That creepy Damian guy in IS just upgraded
you to a Pentium-666.
8. Top 10 Supermodel Palms
The Naomi Campbell: Works only with the Windows MeMeMeMeMeMe
operating system.
9. Top 10 Dilemmas Yahoo Might Soon Face
Family Values: Pat Robertson calls for national boycott of
Yahoo Companion, claiming it devalues the institution of
marriage.
10. Top 10 Reasons Your Web Site Needs Feng Shui
Secrets of the Ancient World: It turns out that in Cantonese,
"feng shui" translates as "dragon brings wealth in
electromagnetic box."