Top Ten Reasons You Should Tithe
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
10. Your church started a new stewardship drive -- every time you give, your chances of winning increase!
9. The choir has started wearing their bathrobes during the service.
8. The last few Sunday's the Treasurer has gotten up half way through the service and turned the heat off.
7. The Preacher has worn the same suit every Sunday for the past three years.
6. The Deacons are starting to drool and growl as they collect the offering!
5. The offering plates have been sold and replaced with ice cream buckets.
4. The Treasurer has started wearing sackcloth and ashes!
3. You tried to call the Church Office last week but found that the phone's been disconnected!
2. Parking meters had to be installed in the church parking lot.
1. As a Christian you understand the privilege it is to have a partnership in the Gospel!
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No Excuses For Missing Church Sunday
Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."
We will have steel helmets for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.
We will have hearing aids for those who say "The Pastor talks too softly," and cotton for those who say he preaches too loudly.
Score cards for those who wish to list hypocrites present.
Some relatives will be in attendance for those who like to go visiting on Sundays.
There will be TV dinners for those who can't go to Church and cook dinner also.
One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to see God in Nature.
Finally the Sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter Lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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