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Tough Problem Clean Hewmor Tuesday
#1 · October 4, 2004, 7:27 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Tough Problem
In the cafeteria on the first day of the fall semester at a local
high school I saw three students hard at work on their
calculators. Surprised that they had received such an obviously
tough problem so early in the semester, I asked them what their
assignment was.
high school I saw three students hard at work on their
calculators. Surprised that they had received such an obviously
tough problem so early in the semester, I asked them what their
assignment was.
One girl looked at me and replied, "We're figuring out how
many days until Christmas break."
Wall Street Report
Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Knives were up sharply.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators
continued a slow decline.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And batteries exploded in an attempt
to recharge the market.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Knives were up sharply.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators
continued a slow decline.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And batteries exploded in an attempt
to recharge the market.
Make sure to stock up on Blue Chips only!
The Phone Call
My nursing colleague was preparing an intravenous line for a
15-year-old male patient. The bedside phone rang, and the
boy's mother reached over to pick it up.
15-year-old male patient. The bedside phone rang, and the
boy's mother reached over to pick it up.
After talking for a few minutes, the mother held the phone
aside and said, "Your father wants to know if you have any
cute nurses."
The boy gazed at the nurse, who had the needle poised above
his arm, ready for insertion.
"Tell him," he replied, "they're absolutely gorgeous."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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