Toupe
Quote from Forum Archives on April 27, 2003, 10:47 amPosted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
There was no paper yesterday due to server problems.Toupe
My husband wore a toupe One Sunday morning he was fussing
about how bad it looked and everyone would know he wore a toupe.
My 7 year old daughter told him "No they won't...no one I told knew!"*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Pain In My Side
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Please Don't Shove
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late. But please don't shove me either!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Blessings
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as
usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably
longer than normal.
Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners
as they moved out, one man said, "Your sermon,
Pastor, was simply wonderful - so invigorating
and inspiring and refreshing."
The minister of course, broke out in a big smile, only
to hear the man say, "Why I felt like a new man when
I woke up!"Have a Blessed Day
Dave and BarbaraNecessary Legal Information
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Toupe
My husband wore a toupe One Sunday morning he was fussing
about how bad it looked and everyone would know he wore a toupe.
My 7 year old daughter told him "No they won't...no one I told knew!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Pain In My Side
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Please Don't Shove
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late. But please don't shove me either!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Blessings
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as
usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably
longer than normal.
Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners
as they moved out, one man said, "Your sermon,
Pastor, was simply wonderful - so invigorating
and inspiring and refreshing."
The minister of course, broke out in a big smile, only
to hear the man say, "Why I felt like a new man when
I woke up!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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