Train Accident
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
There was a terrible accident at a railroad crossing.
A train smashed into a car and pushed it down the tracks.
Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning
by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute.
He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it;
the court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
You did superbly under cross-examination.
Thanks,he said, but he sure had me worried there for a few minutes.
"How's that?" the lawyer asked.
"I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"
Mrs. Taylor, asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" and called on Timothy to answer first.
"Rome was built at night." was his answer.
"At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her hands. "How ever did you get such an idea?"
"Well," gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't built in a day."
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<><> With This Ring<><>
A young bride and groom to be had just selected the wedding
ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond
band, she suddenly looked concerned.
"Tell me," she asked the elderly salesman, "is there
anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?"
With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "One of the best
ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater
three times a day."
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Dave and Barbara
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