Treaty Wording
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Historians have found the first treaty the U.S. government ever signed
with the Indians.
It states that the Indians can keep their lands "for as long as the river
runs clear, the buffalo roam, the grass grows tall and the mountains stand
proud - or ninety days - whichever comes first."
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BONUS JOKE
Town Meeting
All of the farmers in a small town had gathered together to discuss some
important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the
farmers stood up and spoke her piece.
One of the farmers, attempting to show the woman to be ignorant on the
subject of farming, stood up and said, "What does she know about anything?
I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?"
Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots sir, and count
them yourself!"