Tries Hard
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
No matter how hard my mom tries, every plant or flower
she has attempted to grow seems to wither and die an
untimely death under her care. But she never gives up
hope. While she was visiting home recently, my sister
nudged me and pointed to a line of new plants placed by
the kitchen window. "Look," she whispered, "death row."
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Those Days
Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it to a practice to
visit the classes from time to time. One day a week, he walked into
Miss Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying American
History. Mr. Jones asked the class how many states they could name.
They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day
students knew the names of all the states. From the back of the room
Little Johnny yelled, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13!"
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Baptism
After a hardy Oklahoma rainstorm filled all the potholes in the back
alley, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in a water puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of the head and shoved his face into the water hole. As the younger boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the back yard in a panic. "Why on Earth did you do that to your little brother?" she inquired as she shook the older boy in anger. "We were just playing 'church', Mommy" He said. I was baptizing him like the preacher did in church last Sunday. I said I now baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and in-the-hole-he-goes!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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