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#1 · October 9, 2003, 9:01 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
*** True Food *** 
 
Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten. One day, she and her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products.

Sarah Kay said, "Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows." Then she asked, "How DO they get the pork from the pig, Mommy?"

Her mother felt that the truth was the only way to go, so she explained that they kill the animal to eat its meat.

Horrified, Sarah Kay went past shelves staring at the meat and saying, "They KILLED a cow to get THIS?" She could not believe it, and her little heart was broken.

Then, they went to the bakery where Sarah Kay began to check out the various donuts and goodies. She noticed a beautiful white cake and asked, "Mommy, what is this cake called?"

Her mother replied, "It's an angelfood cake, honey."

Immediately Sarah Kay's eyes filled with big tears and she wailed, "You mean they KILLED an ANGEL to make this?"

*** Lady Driver *** 
 
A truck driver tried to edge his semi past the lady
driver on the road ahead of him as she was obviously
having difficulty deciding which lane she wanted to be
in. Finally, her mind made up, the woman veered into
the truck driver's lane and jammed on her brakes,
which resulted in a slight collision.

Unhurt but obviously harried, the lady driver rushed
over to the truck driver and started to bawl him out,
barking, "You knew I was going to do something
idiotic. Why didn't you stop to wait and see what it
was?"

 
*** Look Alike *** 
 
When our son asked about two look-alike
classmates at school, we told him they were
probably twins. The next day, he came home
from school all bubbly and said, "Guess what!
They are not only twins....they're brothers!!"

 
 
New Baby 
 
Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just
had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she
said, "You mean he has a mustache?"
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 

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