Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
<><> Turned Back <><>
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife
looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little
Johnny interrupted.
"My Mommy looked back once while she was DRIVING," he
announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone
pole!"
<><> On Leave <><>
A young Army private seeks permission from his
commanding officer to leave camp the following
weekend. "You see," he explains, "my wife's expecting."
"I understand," the officer tells him. "You go, and tell
your wife that I wish her luck."
The following week the same soldier is back again with
the same explanation:
"My wife's expecting."
The officer looks surprised. "Still expecting?" he asks.
"Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of
course you can have the weekend off."
When the same soldier appears again the third week,
however, the officer loses his temper.
"Don't tell me your wife is still expecting," he says.
"Yes, sir," says the soldier resolutely. "She's still expecting."
"What in heaven is she expecting?" cries the officer.
Says the soldier simply, "Me."
<><>< Must Be Poor <><>
"Mom," said the little boy,
in from playing. "I think the
people who live next door
are really, really poor?"
"Why do you say that, my little one?"
"Because you should have seen
the fuss they made when their
baby swallowed a dime!"
<><> Littly Johnny <><>
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a
picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she
moved around the class, she saw there were many wonderful
drawings being done. Then she came across Johnny who had
drawn a man driving an old car. In the back seat were
two passengers, both scantily dressed.
"It's a lovely picture," said the teacher, "but which
story does it tell?"
Johnny, surprised at the question. "Well," he exclaimed,
"doesn't it say in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve
out of the Garden of Eden?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
<><> Turned Back <><>
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife
looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little
Johnny interrupted.
"My Mommy looked back once while she was DRIVING," he
announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone
pole!"
<><> On Leave <><>
A young Army private seeks permission from his
commanding officer to leave camp the following
weekend. "You see," he explains, "my wife's expecting."
"I understand," the officer tells him. "You go, and tell
your wife that I wish her luck."
The following week the same soldier is back again with
the same explanation:
"My wife's expecting."
The officer looks surprised. "Still expecting?" he asks.
"Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of
course you can have the weekend off."
When the same soldier appears again the third week,
however, the officer loses his temper.
"Don't tell me your wife is still expecting," he says.
"Yes, sir," says the soldier resolutely. "She's still expecting."
"What in heaven is she expecting?" cries the officer.
Says the soldier simply, "Me."
<><>< Must Be Poor <><>
"Mom," said the little boy,
in from playing. "I think the
people who live next door
are really, really poor?"
"Why do you say that, my little one?"
"Because you should have seen
the fuss they made when their
baby swallowed a dime!"
<><> Littly Johnny <><>
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a
picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she
moved around the class, she saw there were many wonderful
drawings being done. Then she came across Johnny who had
drawn a man driving an old car. In the back seat were
two passengers, both scantily dressed.
"It's a lovely picture," said the teacher, "but which
story does it tell?"
Johnny, surprised at the question. "Well," he exclaimed,
"doesn't it say in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve
out of the Garden of Eden?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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I do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from me it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than me, has forwarded it to you.
