Two Friends
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agree on any topic of discussion. One day the Optimist decided he had
found a good way to pull his Pessimistic friend out of his way of
continual Pessimistic way of thinking. The Optimist owned a huntin' dog
that could walk on water.
His plan? Take the Pessimist and the dog out ducj hunting in a boat. They
got out into the middle of the lake, and the Optimist shot down a
duck...the dog immediately walked out across the water, retrieved the
duck, and walked back to the boat.
The Optimist looked at his Pessimistic friend and said, "What do you think
about that?"
The Pessimist replied, "That dog can't swim, can he?"
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BONUS JOKE
A Goldfish Burial
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered
over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to,
he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's
inside your cat."