Two Priests
Posted by: root <root@...>
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Two priests were talking together and the older one said to the younger,
"You know, when you came into church with all your new ideas, I had
questions about how you were going to fit in and how well your ideas were
going to work."
"When you wanted to put bucket seats down in the front two rows of seats,
I had my doubts. But now, at every mass, the seats are filled up with
young people, so I have to agree that it was a good idea."
"Then, when you wanted to "jazz" up the choir and we started singing
newer, peppier songs, I was afraid it would offend the parishioners. Now,
we have a lot of new, younger choir members, and the music seems to pick
up the services a lot more than the old music. So, once again I have to agree
that you were right!"
"But when you wanted to put in the drive-through confessional, I have to
admit I thought you'd lost it. But now, at least, there are more people
coming to confession than ever. I think you've come up with another good
idea."
"However, the neon sign out front that says
''Toot 'n tell or go to hell"... has got to go!!"
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