Two Reasons
Quote from Forum Archives on May 2, 2001, 7:31 amPosted by: root <root@...>
Two ReasonsEarly one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" she said.
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." he replied.
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." said the mom.
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" responded
the son."Oh, but that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
said mom."Give me two reasons why I should go to school." requested the son.
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the
PRINCIPAL!"
Posted by: root <root@...>
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" she said.
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." he replied.
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." said the mom.
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" responded
the son.
"Oh, but that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
said mom.
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school." requested the son.
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the
PRINCIPAL!"