Typically Male
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
restaurant for lunch.
The woman left her glasses on the table, but didn't miss them
until they were back on the highway.
By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could
find a place to turn around.
The man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant.
When they finally arrived, as the woman got out of the car to
retrieve her glasses, the old man said,
"While you're in there, you may as well get my hat, too."
My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife
kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell
you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise,
why don't you name the boat?"
Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband
went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the
name he saw painted on the side:
"For Sale."
her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed
has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition.
This prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS."
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