Typing Test
Posted by: root <root@...>
A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment.
The sergeant said to him, "We have a critical shortage of typists. I'll
give you a little test. Type this." Then he gave him a pamphlet to copy,
and pointed to a desk across the room that held a typewriter and an adding
machine.
The man, quite reluctant to become a clerk typist, made a point of typing
very slowly, and saw to it that his work contained as many errors as
possible.
The sergeant gave the typed copy only a brief glance. "That's fine," he
said. "Report for work at 8 tomorrow."
"But aren't you going to check the test?" the prospective clerk asked.
The sergeant grinned, and then he said, "You passed the test when you sat
down at the typewriter instead of at the adding machine."
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BONUS JOKE
A Bandaged Arm
One day, Little Johnny visited a doctor for a vaccination.
After the doctor gave him an injection, he tried to bandage Little
Johnny's arm.
"I think you'd better bandage the other arm, doc!", said Little Johnny.
"But, why? I'm supposed to bandage the injected part of your arm to let
your friends know not to touch it." said the doctor.
Johnny replied, "Doc, you really don't know anything about how my friends
behave!"
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