Uncle Miltie's humor
Posted by: root <root@...>
Berle's Private Joke File."
_Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife
pleases.
_I'm so henpecked I cackle in my sleep!
_A worm has some things going for it. For instance - it can't fall down!
_He lives on the wrong side of a one-track mind!
_Last month I put in a rock garden. Two of them were dead in the morning!
__They should never send up three astronauts in one capsule. Sooner or later
they'll start arguing about who gets the seat by the window!
_The Army is trying to become more attractive to recruits. In the mess hall
now they have strolling violin players.
_(A musician) played in Key West. It was the first time I knew what key he
was in.
_My new parrot must have been raised in a tough neighborhood. He won't talk
without an attorney!
_I just returned from my vacation. I'm still recovering from bus lag!
_A great actor was asked for the ten thousandth time, "How'd you become a
star?" He answered, "I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled.