Ventriloquist
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
restaurant in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde
woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: "I've heard just about
enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, Idiot. What makes you think you can
stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to
do with their worth as a human being?"
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in
my community; of reaching my full potential as a person ... because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at
large ... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up,
"You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking to that little brat on your knee!"