Quote from Forum Archives on March 30, 2006, 2:18 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Vet Call"

 

 

A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an immediate
appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling
near the corner of its mouth, so I told him to bring the animal over.

 

When the man came in with his pet, the vet examined the dog as the man
stood by, anxiously waiting. At last the doctor turned to him and
asked,"Do you have any children?"

 

"Oh, good grief, is it contagious?" the man gasped.

 

"No," the doctor answered. "It's bubble gum."

 

 

"Hospital Call"

 

 

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

 

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"

 

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

 

"I'll connect you with the nursing station."

 

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

 

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

 

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine. She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

 

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"

 

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!"

 

"Neither I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything!."

 

"Prayers"

 

The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head, for a moment, before starting his sermon.

 

One day, she asked him why.

 

"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."

 

"How come He doesn't do it?" she asked.

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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