Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary
school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better
serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his
practice and, therefore, his income.
He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying:
"Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your
dog back!"
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BONUS JOKE
The Funeral
The doctor had just been buried.
The last words of the service over, his friends and family started towards
their cars.
However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard
from the grave.
As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "Don't
worry, it's just his beeper."