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Wait in Line
#1 · February 5, 2004, 7:45 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Wait in Line 
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
The Boss 
The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob,"
he said, "you've been with the company for a year now. You
started off in the mail room, one week later you were promoted
to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted
to district manager of the sales department. Just four short
months later, you were promoted to vice-president. Now, it's
time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company.
he said, "you've been with the company for a year now. You
started off in the mail room, one week later you were promoted
to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted
to district manager of the sales department. Just four short
months later, you were promoted to vice-president. Now, it's
time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company.
What do you say to that?"
"Thanks,Dad" said the employee.
Office Advice 
If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly.
If it clanks, call the repairman.
If it whistles, ignore it.
If it is a friend, take a break.
If it is the boss, look busy.
If it talks, take notes.
If it is handwritten, type it.
If it is typed, copy it.
If it is copied, file it.
If it is Friday, forget it!
"Thanks?" the boss replied "Is that all you can say?"
"I suppose not," the employee said.
"Thanks, Dad." he added.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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