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Warned
#1 · March 16, 2004, 8:14 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Warned 
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
Little Johnny 
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!"
Famous Mother Quotes 
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!
Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!
All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!
CUSTER'S MOTHER:
Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off more than you can chew!
Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off more than you can chew!
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?
But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!
The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!
JONAH'S MOTHER:
That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days.
That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days.
SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:
Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?
Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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