Ways to anger a cop
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only
goes to......
Ask if you can see his gun.
When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was
bigger.
Touch him.
When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
Refer to him by his first name.
If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the
hood.
After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong
name."
Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the
last one.
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right
when he says it.
Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
Chew on the pen, nervously.
Clean your ear with the pen.
If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
Mumble to yourself.
When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
Ask if he watches Cops.
Talk to your hand.
Try to sell him your car.
Ask if you can buy his car.
If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
Play with the siren.
Turn your head and whistle.
Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.