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Wedding Colors

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Wedding Colors

Little Mary was attending a wedding for the first time. As she sat in the
church, she watched the bride slowly approach the altar. Mary whispered to
her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of
her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said....

"So why is the groom wearing black?"

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The Flood

Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the
world.

The Pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is punishment from God.
Prepare to meet your maker."

The president went on TV and announced, "Our scientist have done all they
can. The end is near."

The mayor of Seattle came on and said, "Due to inclement weather, this
year's Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Anne Hill."