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What Am I Wednesday

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)
 


"What Am I"
 
 
A teacher ended a lesson on magnets with a quiz. One question read, "My name starts with 'M' has six letters, and I pick up things. What am I?" A student responded with "Mother."

"You Drive"

On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at the last second, she clutched the little steering wheel in front of her.

When the ride was over, she said to me a little shakily, "Next time, you drive. I didn't know where I was going."


 
"Trouble Sleeping"
 

Our three-year-old daughter, Jenna, was having trouble sleeping through the night, waking up because she was afraid. Each time as I re-tucked her into bed, I would remind her that Jesus was with her and he would keep her safe.

The sleepless nights continued, with Abby seeking comfort in our bedroom. Finally, one night, I asked her if she had prayed for Jesus to take her fear away and help her fall asleep.

"Oh, yes," she assured me. "He told me to come and get you!"


 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 

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