What Children Say about Heaven
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Mom, God's so neat, and heaven's supposed to be so great. Could me and Gloria go there Saturday for a sleep-over? Age 6
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Our seven-year-old daughter, Clarisa, was not really excited about going to Sunday school, but her little friend talked her into it. After the first class, at lunch she said, "I like my teacher, and she said if I come to Sunday school every Sunday, she'll show me how I can get a free trip to heaven."
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Our six-year-old, Rachel, prayed, "God, they keep telling us You love us kids. But I'm wondering: If You know my older brother, do You think he'll ever get to heaven?"
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When Jenny was four, she asked, "Does heaven have a floor?" Surprised, I said, "Well, Jenny, what do you think heaven is like?" She looked up at the sky and clouds and replied, "Well, I can't see any floor, so I guess people are just up there on coat hangers!"
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I told nine-year-old Heather that someday we would have glorified bodies. She asked, "Do you think we'll look like Barbie?"
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One day my five-year-old grandson, Brett, who frequently went fishing with his dad, told his mother, "If Grandma's going to heaven with us, God had better have a pretty big fishing rod to haul her in!"
Things Overheard On Noah's Ark
11. Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?
10. Hey, there are more that two flies in here!
9. I finally get a bass boat and now I have to take the whole family....
8. Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?
7. Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!
6. OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?
5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!"
4. No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!
3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."
2. Nice Doggie!
1. "Are We There Yet?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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