What Exactly Is Marriage
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have
to give her back to her parents"
-Eric, AGE 6
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole
l ife, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you
got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes,
but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty
or not. She can't wait to find out."
-Anita, AGE 9
How Does a Person Decide Whom To Marry
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him
and tails means you try the next one."
-Kelly, AGE 9
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind ....That's
what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
-Carolyn, AGE 8
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
"Eighty-four Because at that age, you don't have to work
anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other
in your bedroom."
-Carolyn, AGE 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find
me a wife"
-Bert, AGE 5
How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet
"They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they
went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing,
because it gave them a chance to find out about their values."
-Lottie, AGE 9
"My father was doing some strange chores for my mother.
They won't tell me what kind."
-Jeremy, AGE 8
What Do Most People Do on a Date
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Martin, AGE 10
"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and
talk about love."
-Craig, AGE 9
When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks
to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have
videos of the wedding."
-Allan, AGE 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing
to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
-Kally, AGE 9
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married
"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan"
-Kirsten, AGE 10
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them"
-Anita, AGE 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.
I don't need that kind of trouble."
-Will, AG E 7
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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