What Is DC
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A teacher asked one of her pupils,
"What's the nation's capital?"
The reply was, "Washington DC."
After the teacher asked the pupil what 'DC' stood for,
the student added, "Dot com!"
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1. Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing
good in there now. Amanda
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2. Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never
asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce
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3. Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to
have
3 stitches and a shot. Janet
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4. Dear God,
If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton -
because I hate her. Denise
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6. God,
I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison
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7. Dear God,
How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene
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8. Dear God,
Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the
house? Anita
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9. Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan
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10. Dear God,
Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you did then
I'm
going to get even with my brother. Darla
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11. Dear God,
I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of them. You really made up
some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn
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12. Dear God,
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do
you
go? Love, Dennis
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13. Dear God,
Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nan
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14. Dear God,
It's O. K. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up
sometimes? Arnold
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15. Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
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16. Dear God,
In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
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17. Dear God,
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything you
wanted. Jane
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18. Dear God,
How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
Seymour
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19. Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter
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20. Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had
their
own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry
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21. Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't
forget. Mark
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22. Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross
the
street. Dean
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23. Dear God,
My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right.
What do you say? Marsha
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24. Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
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25. Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the
business? Donny
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26. Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you
are
on vacation? Jane
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27. Dear God,
In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they
said you did it first. Did he steal your idea? Sincerely, Donna
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28. Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want
you
to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
Charles
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29. Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't
you do that with the moon? Jeff
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30. Dear God,
I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank
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31. Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on
Tuesday night. That was really cool. Carol
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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