What Is Love, Anyway?
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*** What is Love Anyway ***
A group of professional people posed this question to a group
of 4 to 8-year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
See what you think:
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"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and
paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her
all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.
That's love."
Rebecca - age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is
different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your
French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a
sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop
opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 5
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a
friend whom you hate."
Nikka - age 6
"There are two kinds of love. Our love. God's love.
But God makes both kinds of them."
Jenny - age 4
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears
it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are
still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - Age 5
"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine - age 5
"Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 8
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her
old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only
picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister
because I love her."
Bethany - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and
little stars come out of you."
Karen - age 7
"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't
think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it.
But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
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**** Men in Service ***
Little Edward went to church every Sunday. He was curious about the plaque on the church entry wall which had a list of mens names on it.
He walked up to the pastor one Sunday and asked "Pastor, why are those names on that plaque?
"The Pastor replied; "Those are the men who died in the service."
Little Edward said, "Did they die in the 10:00 service or the 7:00 service?"
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Drink Of Water
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....
"Da-ad...." "What? "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......
"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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