What Time Is It
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A woman is walking down the street and stops
a man to ask for the time.
The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds,
"Why, certainly! The time is now four o'clock."
The woman scratches her head and says, "You
know, it's really weird. I've been asking people that
question all day long, and each time I get a different
answer!"
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*~* Tupperware Party *~*
One evening after dinner, a five-year-old son noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked, "Where did mommy go?"
In answer to his questions, he was told him, "Mommy is at a Tupperware party."
This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. Puzzled, he asked, "What's a Tupperware party, Dad?"
The man had always given his son honest answers, so he figured a simple explanation would be the best approach. "Well, son," he said, "at a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other."
He nodded, indicating that he understood this curious pas- time. Then he burst into laughter. "Come on, Dad," he said. "What is it really?"
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*~* Sales Call *~*
My co-worker and I were making a sales call to a rural Baptist
church. We gave our presentation to the church committee, and then
the group's chairman walked down to the altar and knelt down.
After a minute of silent prayer, he returned and announced in a
solemn tone, "The Lord tells me we should wait."
My colleague responded by walking to the altar and kneeling down
himself. Then he returned to the group, looked at the chairman,
and declared, "He wants to talk with you again."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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