What Your Computer Is Trying To Tell You
Posted by: root <root@...>
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It says: "Press Any Key"
It means: "Press any key you like, but I'm not moving."
It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support, quoting error
no. 1A4-2546512430E."
It means: "...where you will be kept on hold for 30 minutes, only to
be told that it's a hardware problem."
It says: "Installing program to C:..."
It means: "...and I'll also be writing a few files into c:windows and
c:windowssystem, where you'll NEVER find them."
It says: "Please insert disk 11"
It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."
It says: "Cannot read from drive D:..."
It means: "...However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says: "Please Wait..."
It means: "...Indefinitely."
It says: "Directory does not exist..."
It means: "...any more. Whoops."
It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means: "...Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your
work back. Kiss your afternoon goodbye..."
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