Whatcha gonna do?
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Whatcha gonna do?
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MY HUSBAND'S Marine platoon at Quantico, Va., was called out to exercise in
a muddy field.
When the men returned, they were told there would be an inspection the next
morning.
Everyone stayed up late cleaning and polishing, except for a few who were
dropping out of the
officer candidate school in a few days.
As the inspecting platoon commander worked his way along the lines next
morning, all eyes surreptitiously turned to one of the dropouts.
The lieutenant looked down the filthy barrel of the man's rifle.
"Candidate!" he screamed. "This rifle is so disgusting I can see little
green men inside it!
What do you intend to do about it?"
The Marine calmly peered down the barrel of his rifle.
"Little green men," he ordered, "FALL OUT!"
- --Contributed by Cynthia Stanton Richards
The fourth-grade class was studying the development of
the auto industry. The teacher had emphasized the role
played by Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased
production costs. At the end of the unit, she gave a
test including the question: "What did Henry Ford invent
that made buying a car more affordable?"
One of the brightest students in the class wrote:
"0% financing."
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