The Lord Jesus Christ is very jealous of your love, O believer. Did he not choose you? He cannot bear that you should choose another. Did he not buy you with his own blood? He cannot endure that you should think you are your own, or that you belong to this world. He loved you with such a love that He could not stop in heaven without you; He would sooner die than that you should perish; He stripped himself to nakedness that He might clothe you with beauty; He bowed his face to shame and spitting that He might lift you up to honor and glory, and He cannot endure that you should love the world, and the things of the world. His love is strong as death towards you, and therefore will be cruel as the grave… He loves you so much that He cannot endure that anything should stand between your heart's love and Him. Be careful Christians, you that are married to Christ; remember, you are married to a jealous husband.
C.H. Spurgeon

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#1 · November 19, 2003, 9:43 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
*** What's The Matter ***

My mother once gave me two sweaters for my birthday.
The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.

As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she
said, "What's the matter?  You didn't like the other one?"

 
 

*** Parent's Day *** 
 
 
The father was very proud when his son went off to college.  He
came to tour the school on Parents' Day and observed his son hard at
work in the chemistry lab. "What are you working on?" he asked.

"A universal solvent," explained the son, " a solvent that'll dissolve
anything."

The father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, "What'll
you keep it in?"

 

 
*** Learning From History ***

        
A father noticed that his son was spending way too
much time playing computer games.

In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more
attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his
son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was
studying books by the light of the fireplace."

The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he
was The President of The United States."

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
 

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