Quote from Forum Archives on November 7, 2004, 2:58 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Where is God" 

 

 

He was just a little boy on the week's first day.
He was wandering home from Sunday School, and dawdling on the way.

 

He scuffed his shoes into the grass; he found a caterpillar.
He found a fluffy milkweed pod, and blew out all the "filler."

 

A bird's nest in a tree overhead, so wisely placed on high.
Was just another wonder that caught his eager eye.

 

A neighbor watched his zig zag course, and hailed him from the lawn;
Asked him where he'd been that day and what was going on.

 

"I've been to Bible School," he said and turned a piece of sod.
He picked up a wiggly worm replying, "I've learned a lot of God."

 

"M'm very fine way," the neighbor said, "for a boy to spend his time."
"If you'll tell me where God is, I'll give you a brand new dime."

 

Quick as a flash the answer came!  Nor was his accents faint.

 

"I'll give you a dollar, Mister, if you can tell me where God ain't."

 

 

"You Cracked It"  

 

 

Once there was a little boy who never got into
trouble. But one day, he broke a window, so
his dad said, "Go upstairs and think about what
you've done and I'll be up to give a spanking.
So this little boy is sitting upstairs, scared because
he's never gotten a spanking and doesn't know
what it's like.

About 20 minutes later, his dad comes up, spanks
him, then goes back downstairs. The little boy is
just sitting there, crying. Suddenly he stops, pulls
his pants down, and backs up to the mirror. He
gasps in shock, then pulls his pants back up. He
runs downstairs to his dad and says, "Are you
satisfied now, daddy? You cracked it!"

 

      

 

"Why Dogs Can't Use Computers"    

 

#10.  He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.

#9.  SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are
       out of the question.

#8.  Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

#7.  Three words: carpal paw syndrome.

#6.  Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that
     he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.

#5.  The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.

#4.  He can't help attacking the screen when he
     hears "You've Got Mail".

#3.  It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.

#2.  The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.

#1.  He can't stick his head out of Windows 2000.

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

 

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