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"Where My Family Came From" Monday
#1 · March 27, 2005, 1:39 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Where My Family Came From"
Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.
I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the dining room table one night, "Grandma, where did I come from?" I responded quite nervously because my son and daughter-in-law were out of town and I was stalling until they returned home, "Well, honey, the stork brought you."
"Where did Mom come from then?"
"The stork brought her, too."
"OK, then where did you come from?"
"The stork brought me too, dear."
"Okay, thanks, Grandma."
"The stork brought her, too."
"OK, then where did you come from?"
"The stork brought me too, dear."
"Okay, thanks, Grandma."
I did not think anything more about it until two days later when I was cleaning Ann's room and read the first sentence of her paper, "For three generations there have been no natural births in our family."
"Senior's Wedding"
Jacob, age 81, and Grace, age 80, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: Medicine for memory problem, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety - the works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for poisons, Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"
Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Excellent. We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!"
"Fourth Person"
Teri asked her Sunday School class to draw
pictures of their favorite bible stories.
pictures of their favorite bible stories.
She was puzzled by Kyle's picture which showed
four people on an airplane, so she asked him which
story it was meant to represent.
four people on an airplane, so she asked him which
story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby
Jesus."
Jesus."
Ms. Teri said. "But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius -- the Pilot!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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