Who Was First?
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all
of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" comes the reply from above.
"I am lonely."
"Well, Eve, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man,' Lord?"
"Man will be a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and
an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you
a difficult time, but he'll be big and fast and muscular. He'll be really good
at fighting and hunting - only like I said, he will have an EGO! Therefore,
you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."