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Why dogs cant use computers!

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

#10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.

#9.  SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.

#8.  Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

#7.  Three words: carpal paw syndrome.

#6.  Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing
       
http://www.purina.com instead of working.

#5.  The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.

#4.  He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail".

#3.  It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.

#2.  The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.

#1.  He can't stick his head out of Windows 98.

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara