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Why & What If
#1 · February 11, 2000, 8:43 am
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
1) What was the best thing before sliced bread?
2) Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste
funny?
3) Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
4) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?
5) How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
6) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.
7) Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't
going as ghosts but as mattresses?
8) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
9) If a man stands in the middle of the forest with no woman around to
hear him - is he still wrong?
10) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
11) Is there another word for synonym?
12) Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice?"
13) Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
14) What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
15) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?
18) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
19) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? (then again, maybe this is why sheep
are bigger in Texas...)
20) Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21) If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
2) Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste
funny?
3) Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
4) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?
5) How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
6) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.
7) Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't
going as ghosts but as mattresses?
8) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
9) If a man stands in the middle of the forest with no woman around to
hear him - is he still wrong?
10) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
11) Is there another word for synonym?
12) Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice?"
13) Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
14) What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
15) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?
18) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
19) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? (then again, maybe this is why sheep
are bigger in Texas...)
20) Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21) If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?