Wining The Lottery
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A Jewish couple won twenty-million dollars in the lottery.
They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury.
They bought a magnificent mansion estate in Southampton and surrounded
themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.
They then decided to have a butler and, wanting the best, they traveled
to London to hire one. They found the perfect butler through an agency
and brought him back to their estate.
The day after his arrival, they instructed him to set up the dining
room table for four, that they were inviting the Cohens to brunch.
The couple then left the house to do some shopping.
When they returned, they found the table set for eight.
They asked the butler why eight, when they had specifically instructed
him to set the table for four.
The butler replied.....
"The Cohens telephoned and said they were bringing the Bagels and the
Knishes."
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~~~Baked Apple~~~
An elderly rabbi, having just retired from his duties in the
congregation, finally decides to fulfill his lifelong fantasy--to taste
pork. He goes to a hotel in the Catskills in the off-season (not his
usual one, mind you), enters the empty dining hall and sits down
at a table far in the corner. The waiter arrives, and the rabbi orders
roast suckling pig.
As the rabbi is waiting, struggling with his conscience, a family from
his congregation walks in! They immediately see the rabbi and, since
no one should eat alone, they join him. Shocked, the rabbi begins
to sweat. At last, the waiter arrives with a huge domed platter. He
lifts the lid to reveal--what else?--roast suckling pig. "This place is
amazing!" cries the rabbi. "You order a baked apple, and look
what you get!"
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~~The Ten Commandments~~~
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked
if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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