Wisconsin Blonde
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[Dave has volunteered for the job of running Clean-Hewmor starting on Monday.
Thanks for those who inquired. - ed]
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are losing some of your
load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up
again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and
knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my
name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his
head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets
out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window,
and as she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Wisconsin and I'm driving the SALT
TRUCK!"
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