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Wise Women
#1 · January 31, 2000, 7:45 am
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
THREE WISE WOMEN
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN
instead of men, don't you?
They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the
baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts.
Q. What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half staff?
A. They're hiring.
Seeing Colors
A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an
American.
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them,
white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!"