But the animal sacrifices weren’t that substitute. No person was ever delivered from divine judgment by the death of any animal. The repeated sacrifice of animals was simply a continual symbol of the fact that God does deliver by the death of an innocent substitute, but no animal was ever satisfactory to God and so the sacrifices went on and on and on and on by the millions. And the people waited for a sacrifice that would be satisfactory to God, to which all those unsatisfactory sacrifices pointed. That day came on that Friday when God chose His lamb and offered Him as a sacrifice, a substitute for sinners, and poured out His wrath on that innocent substitute.
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#1 · July 31, 2003, 8:40 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

~~~ Woman Surgeon ~~~
 
A woman surgeon was disturbed about the high cost of her car
repair.

"This is ridiculous!" she said, "charging me five hundred
dollars to grind the valves and put in new piston rings."

"Not really, just think about it. You are a surgeon and
should know that an automobile engine is just as complicated
as a human body. The mechanic who serviced your car is just
as skilled as you are."

"Is that so? Well, let me see him grind valves while the
engine is running."

 
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*** What's Your Son Do ***
 

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city.
One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?"
Two days ago.
"Hm. Mine's a senior this year, so it's almost over. In may, he'll be an engineer. 
What's your boy going to be when he gets out of college?"
" At the rate he's going, I'd say he'll be about thirty.
"No, I mean what's he taking in college?"
"He's taking every penny I make."
"Doesn't he burn the midnight oil enough?"
"He doesn't get in early enough to burn the midnight oil."
"Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?"
"Sure has! It's totally cured his mother of bragging about him!"
 
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*** School ***

 
Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work,
I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom
with his forehead against a locker.  I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"
 
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support.
 
"Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"
 
He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."
 
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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